Call Me Snake

Call it an occupational hazard, but I'm often asked to write things of all sorts, from books to, well, other things. Sometimes I'm called on for my skills as a reviewer, and today was no exception. STAPLES, the "Office Superstore," just asked me to review a number of the products they sell, including BOUNTY Paper Towels and CHARMIN Toilet Paper. As an experienced (and highly sought after) professional, I take my reviews very seriously and will therefore proceed with my writing cautiously, taking it just one sheet at a time.